Yesterday I was walking to the portable Restroom on the beach and a security truck followed me. I didn't think anything of it until after I used the porta potty. After I stepped out of it the security guard cut me off/stopped me with his truck and said the beach was closed. I told him I was walking off his premises right now. Question: What's the likely hood that the security guard was following me to the latrine to take my DNA? Could it be the security guard told me the beach was closed and waited for me to move away from the porta potty so that he could take my DNA? Was the news god behind this if he was indeed on a mission to retrieve my DNA? If the news god had the security guard to follow me to the restroom could she be behind him taking my DNA and why?
Why would the news god want my DNA? Could it be the news god had me ostracized to take my DNA? What's the likely hood that the security was hired to take my DNA from the latrine to manipulate it. Could it be someone wants my DNA to frame me for a crime? Is Lynnamentals that offensive or flat that they would want my DNA to frame me for a crime. Couldn't they have framed me for a crime in "OHLAIO"? Could it be my ostracization was just free publicity for "OHLAIO"? Could it be the DNA retrieval is a nail in the coffiin?
Final Thought: I got a ticket recently for not having the right pass; Let's hope this doesn't lead to something bigger.